Since I'm too lazy to go back and link, this was from InStyle.

I saw this over on heavenly Hilly's blog, tried it out, spent an hour of my time fucking around with it, and laughed hysterically.
Seriously - you should try it!





Can anyone guess whose celebrity hair I'm sporting?
Also, I'm not sure why my eyes look blue. They're hazel/ green.
(That is an old-ish picture and the closest one I had for a full face shot.)
And start the smartass comments NOW...

*Please excuse the weird layout. It's all effed up and I am seriously too lazy to fix it. *

Get on with Your Bad Self

I was helping Gilda take a bath tonight... Okay - I wasn't so much helping as I was speeding her along (i.e, doing most of it myself). Anyway, so I was helping her towel off and lotion up, and said, "That's it - your hair is going in pigtails more often - they look really cute!", so she turned and stared at herself in the mirror. She does that a lot. I think it probably goes with her age (7), but she loves to look at herself in the mirror. Suddenly, she exclaimed, "I like myself", and while I smiled, she corrected - "No - I LOVE myself!"
I hope you always do, baby.

Love Is Forever.

I Am The Suckiest Suck That Ever Sucked...

And apparently there are pictures to prove it.
Thank you so much, Fab and Turnbaby - for the best orgy I've ever been to! (Also, I am not joking about moving in. I'll be down there next week. Please make dinner and some of those delicious pecan thingamajigs.)
ConFab, Baby! FTW!
Me loves them. Long time.



Aaaand, to complete my suckage, I will expound on the time spent there at a later date. Probably.
My head is still kinda hurting. From the drinking last night - not since my last post.

But really - awesome time, awesome people, awesome party.
Totally forgot to hit up Fab for some painkillers. Dammit!
Sybil Sucks. Again.

Headache

I have a post halfway done, but I simply can't finish it. Not today.
I've had this horrible headache allll day. It is fricking killing me. I assumed it was sinus related (thanks to my allergies) and took Claritin - nothing. I've eaten to make it go away - nothing. It started out as a typical headache, but it's now worked it's way all over the place - temples, behind my eyes, back of the head, forehead, neck - and it's drifting towards my shoulders. I am about ready to saw my head off! Shit!
Anyway, I have a post coming for Mie and Daryl - two super cool women who have sent me very cool things - but GAH.
SOMEONE SEND PILLS, PLEASE. At this point, I don't even care WHAT they are - my head is freaking KILLING ME!
In some good news, we ate out for my SIL'S birthday at Wild Ginger and had a fantastic meal. My FIL was both uninvited and a no - show. (Last time he showed up uninvited, anyway, and tried to start some crap. This time, it was just a good, family dinner - yay!) Also, school is out in 4 days! I cannot WAIT. A lot of parents can't wait for school to start, but I can't wait to have my little bird around me all the time. She is the shizznit.

Birthday!

I didn't realize I was supposed to make my own b-day post until Kapgar commented over at Avitable's blog. (Adam made an awesome post for me - he fucking rocks!)
Anyway, I am incredibly tired and I am going back to bed. Because it's my birthday and I can if I want to. I don't even feel guilty about it!
Okay- maybe a little guilty.
But not guilty enough that I'm not going to do it.
38! I'm 38 today.
Woohoo!
Night night.

That's right, bitches!
Student of the Month!
ALSO:
Student of the Week!
(Yeah- I don't get that, either. Why both? At the same time?)



Yeah - she's awesome.







And that got me thinking... actually, chatting with my friend on FB got me thinking (I do that from time to time...)
I may be guilty of using far too many curse words in front of my kid (I still can't believe she hasn't asked me what a douchebag is, yet)...
I've probably made her a little OCD with the cleanliness (well, at least when she was younger. That picture of her down there, in the high chair? I had to force her hand in that cake. She didn't like it. She wouldn't touch it without a spoon.)...
I may have given her her smartass attitude, her sarcasm, her love for The Police, Weezer, Elvis, James Brown, Van Halen and Bob Marley (and countless others)...
I may have given her a love of shoes and skulls, broccoli and ANTM...

But I've also given her a love of nerds and taught her to stick up for the underdogs. Today she stuck up for one friend to another friend. That makes me super proud. Prouder than her fantastic grades.
So I was telling my friend this, while we chatted on FB, and he said, "She's gonna be like her mom, then"
And I said, "That'll be good until until she's about 12 or so..."
Shit.
Must reverse some things!
:)