I am cool, yo.

I've gotten more awards! I don't know what the hell sort of nutty vibes the internets are putting off, I just know that it's making people give me fun awards, so keep on with it, internet!

My first award came from kiki at Good Intentions.

Now that right there is an award. E is for excellent! Hells yes! (B is for boring, which makes me getting this Excellent award rather ironic, no? Because I am still all dizzy even though Dr. Cami tried to fix me up, and I guarantee there will be no witty prose coming out of my jumbled brain tonight. What?! You say there is NEVER anything witty coming out of my brain? Well - okay. You're right. But still - at least you can laugh AT me. That counts for something, right? No? Oh, you - you are never satisfied, are you?) Anyway, since I am tired of addressing you, I want to thank kiki. She's definitely got an excellent blog, and it always makes me think (and laugh quite a bit, too!). (Plus her name is so cute I could type it all day. kiki kiki kiki kki kiki. Heeeere kiki kiki kiki!)

I swear I have not been drinking.

Now for the next award, which you've probably seen on some other peoples' sites, because we are allowed to pick which one we want, thanks to Avery! There are three choices:

Aren't those saweeet? Avery worked on them herself, which is probably hard to do in between admiring her (admittedly voluptuous) breasticles! Anyway, thanks, Avery - and honestly, I can't choose, so I am taking all damn 3 of them. (Hey - I don't expect to be getting too many awards of any sort in the near future, so I gotta take what I can get, right? Oh you again - you just don't talk.) Besides - I am pretty sure my blog is cooler than that guy's blog (he so totally writes about online gaming and dresses up in character for real life playacting with other online gamers, I can tell); I done brought sexy back (duh); and .. hmm... I do have a lovely personality. (You - sshhhhh....)

Thanks, guys - I am happy with my awards and now I will send them along (to prove my lovely personality):

Poppy - J'adore Poppy. She makes me happy.

Groovy Mom - She is udderly hilarious. (Dammit I just realized she was already hit with an award. Maybe not the excellent one. Oh fuck it - just pick an award!)

I think everyone else has been hit! These things got around fast! If I wasn't so incredibly [deluded] confident of my excellence, I wouldn't feel special. And we know I am special. (You - hush!)

Anyway, enjoy, ladies - and thanks again, kiki and Avery - I love them!