Hee hee hee hee.
I love it! She's so much fun now. I mean, she always was, but man. Now we can laugh at stupid shit like Uranus (hahaha) and relate. Actually, I am pleased to say I've thoroughly enjoyed every age she's been; even through the times where she made me absolutely batshit. That's her job.
Anyway, this was our conversation:
Me: Are you excited to go to the planetarium?
Gilda: I guess. Our last field trip was awesome!
Me: Well this one should be, too. You'll see all the planets and stars. I loved the planetarium when I was a kid. Later we'll go inside and look up some stuff about all the planets. Remember the rhyme I taught you? To remember the planets?
Gilda: No
Me (singsong voice): My Very Educated Mother Just Showed Us Nine. Use the capital letter for each word: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune
Gilda: Yer WHAT?! Hahahaha
Me: Uranus
Gilda: What's yer anus? Hahahahahahahaha
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Well, yer anus is another term for your butt, but Uranus is the name of a planet. They sound the same but they're not.
Gilda: Hahahahahaha yeranus, yeranus, yeranus
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
All night long we laughed about Uranus. We indeed looked on the computer and at the planets, and laughed at Uranus many more times.
I can't wait until she learns some of these gems:
Oh, some of the bottom is cut off. Oh well. Damn - Matt Groening is awesome.Anyway, time for you to get off Uranus and get to bed, isn't it?
Well -it is for me!
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I adore your daughter...
Zeze has officially met her match.v
Uranus-
still makes me laugh, too!
Uranus (Your anus?) has provided many hours of good fun for this family too! ROFL!!! Your anus is so funny!
I can't wait until mine get there!
that is funny shit!
Cami - She and K will rule someday. Not sure if that's good or bad! Mostly good, I think. Scary, though. Haha
Kiki - Oh man - Zeze will be right up there with K and Gilda. The future is looking freaky! Haha
Mie - I know -it never, ever gets old!
Groovy - I can see Uranus! Hahaha
IM - I am quite sure yours already do some pretty hilarious stuff now! They always do. Little kids are like drunk old men. Love it.
Bubblewench - Hey! I see Uranus! Hahahahahahaha
Your daughter seems really cool. Sell her to me.
Mr. Fab - You just gave me a good, good laugh- thanks! Hahahahaha
Oh and you don't make enough as our pool boy. Shit, now don't go all union on us!
Great lesson, the earlier they learn bout yuranus the better.
DaddyK - What'd you just call me?
Hahahahaha
Do you think whoever gave that planet it's name knew it would be the "butt" of so many jokes?
My nephew got detention for repeatedly pronouncing it Your Anus. The teacher told both him and his mom that th correct way is Your-Uh-Nus.
Talk about asinine. That's another great word by the way.
Snort. That's funny. Show me uranus please.
Oh and we say 'your anus' too, not whatever Travis's nephews arsey teacher said.
Teaching the young...ain't it fun? I was always of a mind that they could have given Uranus the boot instead of Pluto but then they'd have a ball talking about getting their boot stuck in Uranus, and we're back to square one. Uranus....hahahahahahahaha
You are both too cool!
David sent me by...another one with a wicked sense of humor.
Sandi
I read in last years Farmer's Almanac that Uranus was almost named "George".
Not nearly as much fun as Uranus.
Made you laugh, made you laugh .. no wait .. you made me laugh
David sent me... he makes me laugh too
Momo Fali - How could they NOT have known?!
Travis - That teacher should be fired! Seriously... that's is, as you so well put it - As(s)inine!!!!!!
Jo - Now she's even making jokes about it. Jokes that make SENSE! Haha
Sandi - I just now saw that on David's site - I'll be by shortly! :)
Uncle Joe - Really?! That's crazy!
Where's the fun in George?!
Daryl E - Uranus! Hahaha :)
I keep expecting the guffaw to come up everytime we talk about the planets... he's probably just laughing inside!
Too cute! I still think it was probably someone's idea of a joke when they were naming that planet ... I mean, seriously ;)
Now my screen is covered in tea...
That is funny. Good to meet you. Over from David's.
Maria sent me over, and I'm glad she did! Looks like it's going to be a lot of fun over here.
Karen - Totally laughing on the inside! And yes - it HAD to be a joke, right?
Crazycath - Thanks for stopping by! Sorry about the tea. ;)
April - Maria? Oh nice. She rocks! Stop on by anytime! I try to make it fun.
watch futurama? they change 'uranus' to 'urectum'. love it.
Holly - I looooooooooooove Futurama!!!
Hahaha! My coworker and I were cracking up the other day bc someone was talking about trails to hike and said you had to do a lot of "bushwacking" to take one trail. We died laughing while everyone else glared at us.
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